“AAAAAHHHH”

“Crazy Ferret”

“Friend’s Theme”

Breaking policy, posting a picture of my niece breaking boards at her karate test. This was technically at zero views hours after it was posted.

“That Lena Dunham chick, she’s pretty funny”

“I had just had Denny’s recently, and I hadn’t gone to the bathroom in a while, and that probably affected my game”

“YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!”

“Noooooooooooooo”

“Do you want some cream on your head?”

“Here’s a bag of boondoggles”

“Popcorn or fish”

“Um fish”

“Ok. Much healthier”

“I’m on a diet”

“You gotta say ‘Just Do It’”

“You little devil. Gimme that cookie”